Bertha the Beautiful Typewriter Girl

By Charles George

Directed by Gael Nappa

2012 Performances: Friday, November 12th and Saturday, November 13th @ 8:00 PM, Thursday, November 14thFriday, November 19th, and Saturday, November 20th @ 8:00 PM. 

Filled with the raging conflict between “Good” and “Evil”, this is an absolutely hilarious melodrama about Desperate Daniel Desmond and his vile attempts to betray Bertha, the beautiful typewriter girl. Every possible angle of the old-time melodrama is incorporated: stolen diamonds, a vengeful scheme, manly heroism and the pure and noble actions of our hero and heroine who unflinchingly face almost insurmountable odds!

Characters:

  • DANIEL DESBORO DESMOND: Andy Arnott
  • DAVID DESMOND: Bill Borrelli
  • GLENWOOD GARFIELD: Jared Maul
  • “SKEETS” SKINNER: John Flynn
  • BOSWELL BANCROFT: Lou Dispenza
  • BLANCHE BANCROFT: Eva Toscano
  • BERTHA BANCROFT: Danielle Santapaolo
  • CLARICE CLAYBOURNE: Renee Heusser
  • SALLY SILVERTHORNE: Jen Quimby
  • BRIDGET O’Casey: Andy Griffith